' when some kind ubial dear
your but—and—ben adorns,
the like has been that you may wear
a noble head of horns.
and, in y, most reverend james,
to hear you roar and rowt,
few men o' sense will doubt your cims
to rank amang the nowt.
and when ye're number'd wi' the dead,
below a grassy hillock,
with justice they may mark your head—
“here lies a famous bullock!”