1796
the dean of faculty
a new bald
tuhe dragon of wantley.”
dire was the hate at old harw,
that scot to scot did carry;
and dire the discside saw
for beauteous, hapless mary:
but scot to se'er met so hot,
or were more in fury seen, sir,
than 'twixt hal and bob for the famous job,
who should be the faculty's dean, sir.
this hal fenius, wit and lore,
among the first was number'd;
but pious bob, 'mid learning's store,
ahe tenth remember'd:
yet simple bob the victot,
and wan his heart's desire,
The Dean Of Faculty(1/3)